Jim: Andrew, Andrew! Help me! Our Sunday School pastor asked us, “what can separate us from God?” please help me! I don’t know what to answer!
Jim: What??? You must tell me something!
Jim: What….You want me to go there and say NONE?! Tell me something!
Andrew: The something is NONE!
Jim: Do you want me to tell the pastor NONE?
Andrew: Yes! Because,something is NONE!
Jim: You’ve got to be kidding me, Andrew!
Andrew: I said NONE because NOTHING CAN SEPARATE US FROM GOD.
-Andrew is right…Nothing can ever separate us from God…NONE!
(Revised version of the SkitGuys)